Ignorant Pricks

Creep · Ignorant Pricks

Is it just me or are people generally more ignorant these days? For example, if you're sitting or standing in a line somewhere and someone wants to get past has anyone noticed the amount of people who don't even ask if they can get by? They just fucking stand there until you move and never say thanks on the way past... For instance, I was in the pictures the other day and this bloke and his girlfriend want to get past to an empty seat on my row. Now, the logical thing, you'd think, would be to say "excuse me, mate, can we get past, please". Oh, no, not this cunt, he stands there until I realize he wants to get through then barges past without a fucking thank you. Perhaps I should have apologized to him. "Oh, sorry, mate, my psychic powers are a bit down today, I didn't realize you wanted to get past with your pig-like girlfriend and sit in these two seats. Many apologies, you ignorant sack of shit." And that happens a lot... I saw it happen the same day to two other people too... What's wrong with these fucking people?...
Same thing on the carparks. Someone else must have found this. You're driving around looking for a space to park and people are happily walking into the road either without fucking looking or expecting the cars to slow down and let them pass. GET OUT OF THE FUCKING ROAD YOU PRICKS... I feel like running them over just to teach them a lesson. Jesus, "road for cars, path for people."... Fucking dickheads.
So, I come out of the pictures the other day after seeing GET SMART (pretty poor I'm afraid... ) and decide to pick up the spare pair of glasses I need. "Sorry Ma'am, we seem to have lost them"... LOST THEM... between the door and the fucking lab...Jesus. And that was after I sat there for twenty minutes waiting for the dozy bitch to tell me they'd lost them. Optical Express. That's a fucking laugh. Not much express about it. Pricks.
So, back to rudeness. I'm sitting on the plane on the way home, shitting myself about the flight because I'm terrified of flying but pleased because it looks like there's a couple of empty seats beside me (Virgin Airways couldn't quite manage to get three seats together you see. It must be so difficult to do... ) then what happens, some big fat fucker gets on and not only fills his own seat, he puts his pudgy fucking arms on the arm of the chair and practically oozes into my seat too. The overweight twat then proceeds to snore loudly for the first hour of the flight (until I trod on his foot) then wakes up for the food (surprise, surprise..), stuffs his face then falls asleep again and snores like a wino with a bottle of turps inside him again. I'm trying to watch NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, deafening myself because I'm having to turn up the volume to drown this fat bastard's snoring out. The only thing I could think to do was turn my reading light on. That didn't work so I reached over and turned his on as well... childish I know but what the fuck. Either pay for two seats or go on a diet you fat fuck...
Just a quickie on the subject of aeroplanes (which I'm terrified of as I said..) I did think during the crash instructions how pointless the whole thing is. They stick 300 people in a metal tube, surround you with thousands of gallons of aviation fuel, lift you up to 30,000 feet then tell you to relax... do me a favour... I know that statistically I've got more chance of being killed on the road but none of that registers when you're in the air does it...
Anyway, back to earth, so to speak. A new series of THE X FACTOR, Big Brother still on... no mark city on TV then... more fame hungry wannabes desperate to get on screen (and that's just the fucking judges on the X FACTOR..) Personally, I'd be insulted to be told by Cheryl Cole that I couldn't sing. A bit like being told by Hitler that your political views were a bit right wing... Stick to selling your life secrets to HELLO and OK you dozy bitch... or, better still, to keeping your cheating husband in check... So, until Xmas, the screen is infested with thousands of people whose "lives are singing"... as I say every fucking year, if your life is singing then why haven't you sent demos to record companies and agents? Rather wait the once a year for the X FACTOR eh? Yes, very dedicated... "I want a better life for me and my family" they all shriek.. Join the fucking queue...
Just a quick word on BIG BROTHER... there's a blind bloke in there this year... I mean, I'm not being prejudiced but as a recovering post- op transsexual and a bloke with Tourettes have already won is anything going to stop the blind bloke? I think not. Expect wheelchair ramps leading into the house next year and a special intensive care unit inside for the new housemate. 'HERE'S FRED, HE'S BEEN IN A COMA FOR TWO YEARS BUT HE'S FAVOURITE TO WIN." Just behind the quadraplegic and the double amputee... And his autobiography comes out next month does it Davina?...Mind you, being in a fucking coma would put you slightly ahead of most housemates as far as intellect goes...
And Gary Glitter's coming home... lock up your kids... "Do you want to be in my Gang"... er..not really Gary... Dirty bastard, pity he didn't get fucking arse fucked to death in that Thai Jail. Oops, was that a little reactionary? Sorry, but political correctness was something that by-passed me I'm afraid... Maybe I should be working for THE DAILY MAIL. The other day some stupid cow in there said that DONKEY PUNCH was the most vile film ever made... Now, DONKEY PUNCH is shit and it's pretty horrible but, please... get a grip. This was the day after some other silly cunt had said that THE DARK KNIGHT was gratuitously violent and disturbing... Right, it probably should have been a 15 but please... don't overreact... What kind of world do these fuckers live in? Not mine or yours that's for fucking sure...

(sorry about the swearing, but my God!)

Bravo

Other than that you are happy?

Creep

Other then that little rant, I'm VERY happy.

It seems that people in this bloody country get dumber by the day.

Shocked

It's kind of frustrating.

cannellbd

Same way in the US, Creep lol

Creep

People never seem to surprise me, I mean what the hell is wrong with these people?

Here's a conversation I had a couple of hours ago;
"Listen you twat, there's more than just rock music that's good you know. What a fucking arsehole. Fancy saying all other music is shit. You really talk out of your arse, don't you? I mean, what about Frank Sinatra or seventies disco or Abba. Fuck sake, you've got Clannad, Enya, Sinatra, Roxette, Madonna, Moby and Christ knows what in your own CD collection. You are a right cunt."
So I said;
"Well, I must admit, you've got a point, mum."......
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH...
The point I made about other music being shit was written on the back of hearing the fucking Ting Tings on the radio. But come on now, who can disagree with me that the music industry today churns out more shit than it ever has, spawns more one-off, over-hyped talentless fuckers than at any other time during its existence and has become a total joke! Want to disagree, fair enough, that's your right. It's also my right to say that REAL rock music is the only kind of music that moves me to the degree I like to be moved by music (well, apart from the Clannad, Enya, Sinatra, Abba and all the other stuff in my collection that I've got..)
I'm saying that now on the back of having seen Iron Maiden at Twickenham the other week (and no, I don't mean playing against The All Blacks..). They were superb. God forbid they ever decide to play Glastonbury (my comments about that stand by the way, maybe the music is sometimes ok but the whole thing has become so fashionable it makes me fucking sick. By the way, anyone who calls it Glasto should also be publicly stoned...)
On a related subject, I've not long got back from the pictures and was absolutely delighted to find that appalling fucking Radio One advert is no longer on...(cue fanfare and ticker-tape parade...). In its place is an advert for Cbeebies. Thank fuck for that, personally, I'd rather watch stuffed animals, some harassed kids presenter and a furry cactus that talks with a Mexican accent than listen to Pete fucking Westwood telling me that he like "smoothin' it out for his ladies." Twat.
What was I seeing when I was enveloped by this discovery you may ask. I'll tell you. It was MAMA MIA...(yes, I know..) At an afternoon performance the cinema was packed. And was the film "brilliant" (as Fearne fucking Cotton announced on the radio). No, it was reasonably entertaining but stage bound and I can't remember hearing songs so comprehensively slaughtered by actors and actresses since TOMMY but that's beside the point. The music was great. I think Abba were great and I love their music. Does that prove I'm open minded? No, ah, well, I'll just have to live with it then..
I've also seen KUNG FU PANDA (loved it) and PRINCE CASPIAN (a bit long and I know you're supposed to suspend disbelief but I can't cope with a talking badger and a sword fighting mouse, sorry..). The main thing that made the viewing of PRINCE CASPIAN bearable for me was that there were two very pretty girls in their early twenties in the row behind me who sat with their bare feet (yes, bare feet with perfectly pedicured toe nails...I know because I had a fucking good look...) on the back of the seat almost all the way through....Fuck me I'm a pervert...Only kidding...well, I'm not, they did sit with their bare feet on the back of the seats. And I bet when they read they sit with their legs curled beneath them...but anyway...
That was a point about cinema going I wanted to make to be honest. Does anyone else find their enjoyment of going to the pictures spoiled by 1. Dickheads talking (and talking loudly) 2. People eating 3. Mobile phones going off 4. People who insist on sticking their fucking legs through the gaps in the seats because they "can't get comfortable"...For fuck's sake..if you can't get comfortable then fuck off home and watch a DVD...

I can see this becoming my strange rantings thread.

I was once told that when I go on like that, it's funny. How is it funny. Maybe it's the way I "talk" I dunno. Oh well.

Bravo

Agree with all the cinema rants.

As for the music, you can't beat the Ink Spots :p

Why not make a YouTube rant?

Nick(NR)

tbh, I'm a metalhead and I think all other genres are shit, purely because I don't like them, whilst I don't like them I do respect them and the people that do like them and their choice to them (them being a random genre).

I know someone who listens to music from the mod era still and says why do you listen to that crap, it's all swings and roundabouts when it comes to musical taste and it's down to use to make people respect others choices and opinions regardless of whether or not we agree.

Creep

Zeph

i have myself a youtube thingy majigger with some videos.
check it out creep.
www.youtube.com/juggalozeph

k

ah, lol. your rants make me forget my life problems

Creep

An inspiration? A shining light? A great example to us all of how to make shit loads of money from absolutely no talent at all?
I'm talking of course about Jade Goody but could be referring to just about anyone on the celeb circuit (I live in hope of the joint burial of Jordan and Peter Andre and I'm not fussy, the fuckers don't even have to be dead...). Actually, while we're at it, lets dig a mass grave and shunt all these fucking no marks into it. Jonathan Ross, Russell Brand, Girls Aloud, Piers Morgan etc. etc.
Here's an excerpt from the tape of her autopsy;
First pathologist; "Look inside this skull. I told you."
Second pathologist; "Spot on. No fucking brain at all."
I saw some pictures in the paper of Jade's funeral with people lining the route of the photo opportunity er, sorry, the cortege, throwing flowers at the hearse just like they did when Lady Diana was planted. Which planet do these fucking people come from? Well, Planet OK, obviously. If they'd been throwing hand grenades I might have joined in...Oh, how terrible for her children, they wailed...did no one notice that Natasha Richardson had died a few days earlier, a woman with kids and also that thing so elusive these days, talent? Did she make the front pages on such a grand scale? Did she fuck. The poor cow goes skiing and collides with a tree AND FUCKING DIES...shit. Now I've always thought skiing was a stupid past time personally, paying all that money to get cold, fall over and break bones, you can get much the same effect as skiing at home by simply throwing yourself downstairs and dumping a tray of ice over your head.
Jade could have helped herself, she was told to go back for check-ups. Mind you, I suppose the reminders were written down so that fucked her up having to struggle through all those words...
I did have a chuckle at Madonna getting turned down for her latest adoption/publicity stunt. She was shaken apparently. Fuck me, Madge, the first kid you hijacked wasn't even an orphan. Why not just give a few million to the kids village then lots of people could benefit and not just the one you fancy carrying around like a fucking fashion accessory. A mate of mine and his wife have been trying to adopt now for about two years but can't get a child. Do you reckon he'd have more chance if he was a multi-millionaire? Er...no, surely not...Madonna and Angelina Jolie got their kids because they were such brilliant parental material didn't they, nothing to do with the shit loads of cash they've got. Did anyone see that series of programmes on Channel 4 about teenagers watching porn? No, well, I'll enlighten you. Apparently one third of all teenagers get their sex education off porn sites and the Government are horrified. A Baroness was interviewed (yes, a fucking Baroness, a representative of the upper classes, the most sexually fucked up group of people this country has ever produced, people who shag their relatives when not shooting servants) who was an official spokesman for the government and her verdict on this terrifying state of affairs; "It's the parents responsibility". Well, what a fucking surprise. It's basically anyone's responsibility other than the Government and Christ knows the government should know about porn, Jacqui Smith's old man claimed back the cost of his porn movies on her expenses which WE PAY FOR....Apparently, one of the role models for glamour these days is Jordan...I shit you not, apparently girls like looking like cheap prostitutes. So much money, so little class.
Am I the only one who thinks that a nuclear holocaust might not be such a bad thing?
Still, Jamie Oliver's wife had another kid, that cheers everyone up doesn't it? Another lisping mockney unleashed on the world..fuck me. I don't know how she had time to squeeze out another sprog what with writing her kids books and all that. She also said that eating healthily is nothing to do with money but then again I suppose when your fucking husband earns four million a year then money isn't a consideration is it? So, she's got kids books out, Gordon Ramsey's wife's got a cook book out, Gordon Brown's wife's got a book coming out, Cherie Blair wrote (and got paid one million pounds advance) her autobiography and John Prescott's wife is writing a book too. "Living with a fat cunt" I believe was the original title. Wayne Rooney's fucking wife has got her own TV show, Joe Cole's girlfriend was on I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE. Abigail Clancy (Peter Crouch's girlfriend) and Danielle Lloyd (just about anyone's girlfriend if they can kick a ball straight) are now models and have their own work out DVD's out. No wonder some girls see being a WAG as a career possibility...By the way, I reckon that WAG doesn't really stand for Wives and Girlfriends...How about Whores and Gold diggers? More apt and more to the point don't you think?
Right, that's it, I'm off to pray for an outbreak of bubonic plague at HELLO...and ITV2, and HEAT and, and...

Full Tilt Boogie

Very funny post, Creep; we had pretty much the same treatise on Jade Goody's worth in our Obituaries (click to read) forum. A hugely overly sentimentalised affair, when all is said a done. And now there's to be a musical about her... Rolling Eyes