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He heard them coming, he started to shake.  He looked around him for anything that could be useful.  Not seeing anything, he decided to hide behind a tree.

Through the forest they came, whooping and howling, closer and closer.

Trying not to breathe, he sank further into the tree.

Then they were upon him.

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He tried, as quickly as he could, to climb to the top of the tree. Alas, he was too slow and they caught him.

As they pulled at him, his pants ripped off.

He looked down and thought, 'this is not a good day!'

Then, out of the mist appeared something that could yet save him.

It was a clown.  But this clown was not normal...
It looked deranged.  Dredlocks in his hair.  And he did not have a circus kind of paint.  
It was more evil.  More wicked.  
And it was running towards him with an axe.
He ran and ran.  As he got closer he tossed the axe to the man in the tree.
The man missed the catch and the axe stuck in the tree.
The man picked the axe from the tree and looked down.
The clown was eating the strangers alive.
The other strangers scattered throughout the woods.

--**(did i kill this story???  whats going on???)**--

(Rabid clowns?)

--**(lol  why not? gotta spice it up just a little bit. lol)**--

(Freaky kid...)

The clown then finished off the strangers. He turned to the tree and started eating it.

(I think we invented a never ending story that ended )

--**(F dat...  as long as somebody posts between my sick twisted chapters, i'll keep it going)**--

However, the tree did not enjoy being gnawed on...
A mouth formed in the trunk of the tree.
It swallowed the clown whole, paying no mind to the pantsed man.
The man figured that since the tree wasnt bothering him,
he could try to run far away...

He slowly and carefully climbed down...  but the tree grabbed him!
The trees mouth opened once again.
The clown was still there.  The clown jumped out and ran as fast as he could.
Meanwhile, the pantless man was being swallowed.
The man fell through the ground and into an imaginary world.
Something of which resembled "Alice In Wonderland."

(lol)

The clown pulled his flame thrower out of thin air and started torching everything he saw.

()

--**(lol!  after he ran far away?  ok, i'll go wit it  lol)**--

all of his surroundings were burning.  Everything withing 200 miles had burned down within a matter of minutes.
The clown pulls out a phone and calls somebody...
Its distorted but as Kratos (new guy) for some reason walk toward him,
He hears him scream Ali-Baba!
--**(do a search for the song "Ali-Baba" -- Dark Lotus)**--
A demon appeared before the clown.
He appears to be extremely strong, more than your average demon.
As he rips the clown apart for what seems to be no reason, Kratos began to feel strange...

(Um I dunno anymore! I gotta go to bed, it's 12:10 AM here. Night.)

Pants man was hid behind a cupboard watching all this

(Can you get cupboards ina  forest? Probably)

He shouted out 'Kratos!  Buddy!'

Kratos turned round at which point the clown torched him.

While the clown was busy torching Kratos, the demon took his chance and ate the clown.

The demon then slowly turned to pants man, 'and who are you?'

'Hi' said pants man, 'I'm Dave....you?'

The demon thought for a moment, 'Hi Dave, I am Marion the deadly demon'

'Marion?' asked Dave.

'Yes, you got a problem with that?'

'No nooo' said Dave.

(dunno)

(Skill)

but then in the other side of the universe was a little planet, where the only living creature was a young boy aged 92.

Typo 92,000,000,000,000,000,000

Typo 92,000,000,000,000,000,000 was his name...?
--**(i'm renaming him)**--
He was tired of having such an odd name so he named himself something like a normal human.
"Bill," he said, "I like that name..."
Bill was walking through crater hole Z in his planet.
Bill liked this one more than the others.
As he walked, Bill noticed a loud buzzing sound coming from the end of the crater...
Bill saw a light and then...

the light was from the studios.  He was about to take part in an intergalactic TV show called 'Zoiks!'

The host, Tyro Snufflebaum, saw Bill coming, 'Hey Bill!' he cried 'over here!'

As Bill walks over to Tyro, a prop from one of the other set flies across the room.
The room fills with chaos, but Bill manages his way to Tyro.
"Hi, you said your name was what?  Pyro, Gyro..?  ugh..." said Bill.

(Erm, I was saying that was  his age, not his name, but meh.)

--**(Even still, it works...  lol)**--

(yeh)

**story is dead again...?**

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